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I never dreamed I'd be married into a family of scum sucking, thieving, drug dealing, slime bags.
My husband is the proverbial "flower that grew in a pot of shit". I have no idea how such a truly decent human being came out of a den of parasites like that.
I never liked them but then they started working us like all their other marks. You haven't lived until you've been robbed blind by a "family" member [term used very loosely]
The best thing about the inlaws is that we live 3000 miles away from them. And after our last visit [what a horror show that was] I made it clear it was the LAST visit for me.
Besides, I'm not risking a flight in soviet fuckedupistan just to spend a week with a bunch of inbred red neck cocksuckers.
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5 comments (post a new comment)I'm in the same boat. I got the "pick of the litter" and can't understand how he turned out so well... I'm so lucky to have such a wonderful husband; but his family is the worst, Ugh! Jailbirds, pedophiles, druggies, thieves, assholes, bums, liars, leeches, hypocritical bible thumpers, users....I could go on and on. We never see them anymore and I don't care. Neither does he.
Posted by ANON on Thursday, 05/22/08 - 2:55pm
Family is Family, Love them, Embrace them, Cherish them! If you ever got in a bind, you could be sure they will be the first to acquire someone's stolen goods for you to help make ends meet or even hook you up with a good drug dealing job to feed your kids. His street-wise sister, for instance, could even help you turn some tricks as prostitutes if ever your luck should run out.
Remember, ladies: it was that pot of shit that produced your flower-like husbands. My, how they all sacrificed themselves so you could be happy today with your flower-like men! And you want to keep them from the very manure (shit) that enabled them to flourish. Just because a good job and some money fell your way,doesn't make you a better person, does it?
They may be leeches and liars, bums and bible beasts; but at least they're not arrogant bitches.
Posted by a flower on Monday, 05/26/08 - 4:22am
Flower sounds like it comes from deep in the shit pile! HAHA!
Flower you douchebag, not every family is the fucking waltons. Get a clue. Oh and take that 'women are bitches' attitude back to your cave.
To the OP -Sorry to hear about your troubles.
Family is a horror we all must endure whether they be inlaws or inbred. HaHa!!
We actually managed to get rid of some of ours when we helped the police put them away. They were also dealing drugs and didn't care who they put in jeopardy with it. But they expected everyone to cover for them. It's a relief now that they're gone.
Glad to hear you've escaped yours for the most part.
Posted by Li on Thursday, 06/19/08 - 11:21am
Li, my lovely, little Lilly of the field: May the family you put away get out of jail soon and beat the bitch right out of you in manner so horrific you become unrecognizable even to the maggots you gave birth to, then die slowly.
Posted by a flower on Friday, 06/20/08 - 2:12am
amen.
Posted by bob on Friday, 06/20/08 - 8:58pm