OK, here's my crush for tonight:

My crush is Rick Ross, aka "Cult Buster Rick". I had a huge crush on him since we watched 2007's Mind Control on A&E and an old 1988 TV appearance from "Geraldo". This has been going on since early last month at school. It was my idea to have him as my crush. I want to take Rick Ross's clothes and glasses off and just fuck the hell out of him if I hang out with him for more than a day or so. I know that he's gonna read this, but he develops a skin that is thicker than mine. Damn, that cult expert is fucking good...and he is so fucking CUTE! He's in his 50s and I'm 21 years old. I feel like having anal and pussy fucking sessions with this guy. I don't know why, but he's just so damn amusing to look at. Early this month, I used someone's 1988 photo collage of him to masturbate in my room. It was very exciting for me. I still don't know how he keeps himself looking good after all these years exposing cults (26 years and counting!).

Am I normal or it just weird? I don't care if I am. I'm still gonna fuck him good if I ever see the guy for the first time.