ALL FOUR OF YOU

I have to walk away from you right now. I am very upset with one of you right now. You are all high maintenance. You are all extremely costly for me. You have lots of needs--too many! I give you all the power (literally) and freedom you ever wanted. I take care of you when your sick. Sometimes staying up all night tending to any one of you and some nasty acquired virus. I stick with you until your back working like your old self--all of you! I know that I expect a lot from you all. You're constantly at my beck and call twenty-four hours a day. But I never left you without help, did I? I loved you all--and still do. But sometimes you really get on my nerves. You do whatever you want and have no regard for almost anything I need from you. You all seem to act up all at once. Sometimes I think it's a conspiracy. You seem to do this when I need you the very most! This is extremely frustrating for me. Why don't you do what I instruct you to do? Maybe, I just don't understand you as well as I should. But certainly you can see that I'm trying, can't you? Yes, I am talking to you--all four of you--my computers.