Posted by Duh on Wednesday, 09/28/11 - 11:06pm
Stick a cat up your ass!
Posted by nick on Wednesday, 09/28/11 - 11:07pm
play with your dog dick till it fully erected then, let him smell your genital after that bend over like a dog and he will mount u, guide his dick though, dog cant aim
Posted by love dog cum on Thursday, 09/29/11 - 6:51am
Duh, why are you being so mean to me? I can't believe you and your mom are still blaming me for the broken condom that caused your birth. I've been paying your mom all the child support quite regularly, without a court order (may I add). How do you think you got all those school clothes anyway?
Now, screw! You thankless little bastard.
Posted by Daddy YNN on Thursday, 09/29/11 - 6:51am
The first time the neighbors bid gsd mounted me, I was already naked and had the scent of a bitch in heat on me. He mounted in a flash, and had his dick in my ass soooo quick, and it feel really good getting hammered like that. I was only 16 and didn't know just what caused dogs to hang togather, but I soon found out, damm it hurt for a few minutes. But when he let me go about 20 minutes later I was loving it.
Posted by ptt on Thursday, 09/29/11 - 2:03pm
I've let my dog (black Lab) mount me several times, O.K. pretty much evry night. I'm petite, 5'1" and I guess pretty tight, the feeling of his knot in me is wonderful! I've had him since a puppy and got him started on licking my pussy at a early age.
Posted by Sarah with an H on Saturday, 06/23/12 - 3:22am
When your dog is desperate for a female he will mount / mate anybody. Sometimes when your gone for a while and come home to see your dog, If you want to be mounted go on all fours like a dog would let him lick your vigina until it is moist then he will grab your waist and mount you his penis will grow until it is inside your butt. It will hurt at first but then it feels good. His penis will swell then you will be tied if you want your dog to mount you all the time when he is done mounting you give him a treat tell him good boy . he will think what he is doing is good so he will continue to mount you. Make sure you help him get his penis in side your butt.
Posted by Dog expert on Sunday, 10/14/12 - 2:07am
All you need to do is put Peanut Butter on your Dick, ass, or asshole and they will lick it! Best feeling ever!
Posted by LOLFACE on Saturday, 12/22/12 - 10:15pm
i wante my dog to have sex with me whenever he wants but now its like every day and i oblige!
Posted by som1lonley on Thursday, 01/24/13 - 8:11pm
How can I get my girl to let my pit mount her. I want to see that.
Posted by big ck on Friday, 08/30/13 - 8:01am
Here is a thought for you Big CK, how about letting the dog mount you first and let your gf watch. Lead by example! Sheeeesh WTF
Posted by Mr Advice on Friday, 08/30/13 - 9:36am
all this is true I had this lab and he mounted me all the time and felt so good in me I wish I had another one.
Posted by butslut on Thursday, 11/21/13 - 3:10am
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